{"product_id":"home-is-where-them-f-kers-aint-print","title":"Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't Print","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Introvert's National Anthem\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eYour home is your castle. Specifically, it is the castle where you don't have to talk to anyone you don't like. Celebrate the joy of solitude with a piece of art that sets clear boundaries for your personal space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Home is Where Them F--kers Ain't\" Print\u003c\/b\u003e is a tribute to the peace and quiet of avoiding people. Designed to look like a heartwarming vintage cross-stitch sampler, it features a charming landscape complete with a cozy cottage, sunflowers, and a deer cuddling with a cat. Framed by cheerful bluebirds and floral vines, the text delivers a blunt, rustic truth: \"Home Is Where Them F--kers Ain't\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect decor for the entryway, living room, or anywhere you want to remind yourself why you canceled your plans tonight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCozy Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The high-quality print replicates the texture and warmth of traditional needlepoint, making the profanity feel surprisingly wholesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious Contrast:\u003c\/b\u003e The idyllic scene of ducks in a pond and a white picket fence clashes perfectly with the aggressive caption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTwo Ways to Buy:\u003c\/b\u003e Available as a standalone 11x17 print for your own frame, or select the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"89\"\u003eFramed\u003c\/b\u003e option to get it ready-to-hang immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelatable Truth:\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate gift for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who just really loves their couch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSubject:\u003c\/b\u003e Funny Introvert \/ Homebody Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\" x 17\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Faux Cross-Stitch \/ Vintage Sampler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Heavyweight Stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOptions:\u003c\/b\u003e Available Unframed (Print Only) or Framed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Print Only","offer_id":52199398375698,"sku":"HOMEISWHERTHEMFCKERSPRINT-H8","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Framed Print","offer_id":52199398408466,"sku":"HOMEISWHERTHEMFCKERSPRINT-H8","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0079\/2615\/3283\/files\/Home-is-Where-Them-Fuckers-Aint_Print_11x17_Mock_d838e794-6736-4567-b01c-49fb41410268.jpg?v=1777897718","url":"https:\/\/ralphiesfunhouse.com\/es\/products\/home-is-where-them-f-kers-aint-print","provider":"Ralphie's Funhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}