{"product_id":"in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","title":"In Banana Years You're Bread Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor the Friend Who is Officially \"Over Ripe\".\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eLet’s face it: getting older is a slippery slope. Remind your favorite birthday guy or gal that while they might be past their prime snacking phase, they are entering their prime \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"179\"\u003ebaking\u003c\/i\u003e phase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"In Banana Years You're Bread\" Birthday Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate reality check for anyone feeling a little spotty, brown, or mushy around the edges. Featuring a hilariously depressed, over-ripe banana holding a festive red balloon, this card delivers the perfect mix of pity and celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to say, \"You aren't old, you're just ready to be made into a loaf.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHilarious Illustration:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-quality, moody illustration of a banana that has seen better days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversal Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for milestone birthdays (30th, 40th, 50th) or just for that friend who complains about their back pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e Plenty of room for you to write your own age-related insults or heartfelt wishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Quality Print:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on premium cardstock that holds up better than a real banana ever would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Birthday, Getting Old, Over the Hill\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic, Witty, Edgy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52199371833618,"sku":"INBANANAYEARSCARD012726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0079\/2615\/3283\/files\/In-Banana-Years-Youre-Bread-Birthday_Card_Mock_24fe8609-2904-4e2b-b764-30b536548c8e.jpg?v=1777897682","url":"https:\/\/ralphiesfunhouse.com\/es\/products\/in-banana-years-youre-bread-birthday-card","provider":"Ralphie's Funhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}