{"product_id":"in-this-house-we-narrate-the-dogs-thoughts-print","title":"In This House We Narrate the Dog's Thoughts Print","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause We All Know What He's Thinking\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eLet’s be honest: the dog runs the house, and we are just the voice actors. If you have a specific \"voice\" you use when pretending to be your pet, this print is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"In This House We Narrate The Dog's Thoughts\" Print\u003c\/b\u003e captures the weirdest, most wholesome habit of dog owners in a charming vintage style. Designed to look like a classic needlepoint sampler, it features intricate geometric borders and floral motifs in a cozy red, blue, and cream palette. It feels traditional, but the message is 100% modern dog-parent humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eIt’s the perfect decor for the living room, mudroom, or right above the dog bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFaux-Stitch Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e The print quality is so high it mimics the texture of real fabric and thread, giving you the cozy \"grandma's house\" vibe without the dust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversal Truth:\u003c\/b\u003e A great conversation starter because \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"54\"\u003eevery\u003c\/i\u003e dog owner does this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTwo Ways to Buy:\u003c\/b\u003e Available as a standalone 11x17 print for your own frame, or select the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"89\"\u003eFramed\u003c\/b\u003e option to get it ready-to-hang immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarm Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic color scheme fits perfectly with farmhouse, rustic, or traditional home decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSubject:\u003c\/b\u003e Funny Dog Owner Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\" x 17\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Faux Cross-Stitch \/ Vintage Sampler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePaper:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Heavyweight Stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOptions:\u003c\/b\u003e Available Unframed (Print Only) or Framed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Print Only","offer_id":52199350501650,"sku":"INTHISHOUSEWENARRATEDOGPRINT-E5","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Framed Print","offer_id":52199350534418,"sku":"INTHISHOUSEWENARRATEDOGPRINT-E5","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0079\/2615\/3283\/files\/In-This-House-We-Narrate-the-Dogs-Thoughts_Print_11x17_Mock_7f62e762-7e4f-49b3-ae24-a55d96987bb3.jpg?v=1777897721","url":"https:\/\/ralphiesfunhouse.com\/es\/products\/in-this-house-we-narrate-the-dogs-thoughts-print","provider":"Ralphie's Funhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}