{"product_id":"something-is-wrong-with-the-chickens","title":"Something Is Wrong With The Chickens","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBryson Foods, Inc has taken everything from us.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe are Chickens. We are Eldritch Horrors.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMake. Bryson. Pay.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e-\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOne day, a portal opened to The Other, an indescribable dimension of Horror. Each of us began manifesting the traits of distant cosmic entities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhat is this?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSomething Is Wrong With The Chickens is a one-page, rules-lite TTRPG of Chickens, Eldritch Horror, and Revenge for 2+ players, including 1 Chicken Master (CM).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSIWWTC Includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eQuick and easy character creation 6 Chicken Types - From Chicken to Turkey to the enigmatic Nugget.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e6 Eldritch Traits - Powers gifted from The Other. Which will we start with? How many will manifest in us?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAn original easy-to-learn 3d6 system where success comes from the combination of our Chicken and Eldritch natures.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRandom tables that allow the CM to start a game in minutes. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eZero prep required, ~1-3 hours playtime.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bards \u0026 Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51019423088914,"sku":"EDMB01","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0079\/2615\/3283\/files\/image_3306ee54-cae7-4011-974e-72dffe75d0d0.png?v=1762523209","url":"https:\/\/ralphiesfunhouse.com\/es\/products\/something-is-wrong-with-the-chickens","provider":"Ralphie's Funhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}