{"product_id":"hail-santa-t-shirt","title":"Hail Santa T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTis the Season to be Metal\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eForget the silent night; this holiday season, we're cranking the volume up to 11. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"86\"\u003eHail Santa T-Shirt\u003c\/b\u003e is the perfect festive attire for those who prefer their Christmas carols with a double-kick drum and a shredding guitar solo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThis tee features a wicked \"Hail Santa\" graphic that playfully twists traditional holiday cheer with heavy metal occult imagery. It's the ultimate shirt for the office Christmas party (if your HR department is cool), family gatherings, or just confusing your grandma while you unwrap gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNaughty List Approved:\u003c\/b\u003e A hilarious pun that blends Satanic panic aesthetics with wholesome Santa vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAlternative Holiday Style:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect antidote to ugly Christmas sweaters. It’s festive, but in a \"I listen to Black Sabbath\" kind of way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard \"Band Tee\" Fit (Relaxed shoulders\/waist)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Hail Santa\" Heavy Metal Christmas Graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":52199359676690,"sku":"HAILSANTAGUYSSHIRT-1","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":52199359709458,"sku":"HAILSANTAGUYSSHIRT-2","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large","offer_id":52199359742226,"sku":"HAILSANTAGUYSSHIRT-3","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52199359774994,"sku":"HAILSANTAGUYSSHIRT-4","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52199359807762,"sku":"HAILSANTAGUYSSHIRT-5","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0079\/2615\/3283\/files\/Hail-Santa_Guys-Shirt_Photo.jpg?v=1776255611","url":"https:\/\/ralphiesfunhouse.com\/fr\/products\/hail-santa-t-shirt","provider":"Ralphie's Funhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}