Product Details
I Got My Appendix Removed at Claire's Patch: Sarcastic Mall Nostalgia Badge
The I Got My Appendix Removed at Claire's Patch is an approximately 5.5" x 1.5" embroidered novelty applique featuring stark pink lettering stitched across a heavy black twill base. If you survived getting your lobes pierced with a questionable spring-loaded gun between the glitter body spray and mood rings, you already know mall staff were trusted with entirely too much responsibility. This patch takes suburban mall nostalgia to its most unhinged conclusion, offering a deadpan badge for anyone who treats medical trauma with dark satire.
Crafted with high-density thread work and a reinforced merrowed border, the patch prevents unraveling and withstands rough daily wear. The heavy-duty heat-activated adhesive backing bonds securely to denim jackets, battle vests, tote bags, and backpacks with a standard household iron, or it can be edge-stitched for permanent hold. It delivers an instant conversation starter that guarantees a double-take from across the room.
I Got My Appendix Removed at Claire's Patch Specifications:
- Dimensions: Approximately 5.5" W x 1.5" H
- Product: Embroidered novelty patch
- Backing: Heat-seal iron-on adhesive
- Edge: Merrowed border
- Color: Black twill with pink embroidery
- Application: Iron-on or sew-on
- Theme: Mall nostalgia / medical satire / dark comedy
