Product Details
A Foot in the A-- Birthday Greeting.
If you are going to wish someone a happy birthday, do it with the stern authority of Point Place's favorite veteran. The Red Forman "Happy Birthday Dumb-ss" Card is the only way to show affection without actually showing affection.
Red Forman isn't just a TV dad; he is a lifestyle. This card is perfect for your brother, your best friend, or anyone who needs a reality check along with their cake. It’s tough love on high-quality paper.
Why You Need It:
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70s Nostalgia: Captures the essence of the decade (and the show) perfectly.
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Aggressive Affection: The perfect card for guys or close friends where insults are a sign of love.
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Premium Feel: Printed on high-quality luster cardstock that feels substantial—not cheap and flimsy.
Specs:
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Size: 5x7 Inches (Standard A7)
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Material: Heavyweight Luster Cardstock
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Interior: Blank (Write your own threat)
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Includes: Matching Envelope
UPC: Custom
